When life gives you lemons you make lemonade and if your car dealer sell you a lemon you go to 24 hours of Lemons .
The crowd. The spectacle. The pall of blue smoke and roasted clutch discs. In all motorsport, no event captures the universal human need to whale on old crapcans and hoover down greasy barbecue like the 24 Hours of LeMons.
In parody of 24 Hours at Lemans , the 24 hours of LeMons have being featuring some of the sourest Lemons around
Ofcourse a Chicken , what a race will be without a chicken .
Race rules are as crazy as the race itself
1.4: Claiming Race: At the end of the competition, organizer may elect to purchase any vehicle from its owner(s) for $500. In other words, don’t spend a lot on a cheater—cause if you do, you ain’t gonna own it much longer
.6: Your Car May Be Destroyed At Any Time: In addition to accidents and other unfortunate boo-boos, one car may be selected by blind ballot of all registered participants and Pit Pass holders for immediate removal and total destruction. It could be your car. It probably WILL BE your car. You’ll have 30 minutes to yank out any safety items you want to rescue, and then it’s toast. Them’s the breaks. Don’t bring it if you ain’t OK with losing it.
- 4.1.1: Lame-Ass Rationalizations: Cars that “should be” worth $500 don’t count; cars that “were worth $500″ before you spent another $2000 to fix them don’t count; cars you’ve owned for 20 years and spent more than $500 on during that time don’t count; “it would have been worth $500 if it didn’t already have a cage” doesn’t count. Five hundred dollars means five hundred frickin’ dollars.
So take out your racing suits and your Lemon and get Set Race at 24 Hours of LeMons
Making Sense out of Lemons
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